my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My pussy is not your playground.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm like, not good at living.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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