I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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