somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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