The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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