i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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