did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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