just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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