JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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