He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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