Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
3 2 1 whiskey
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
