Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
