Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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