This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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