We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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