school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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