People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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