are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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