So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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