As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we werenโt furries
ok listen,
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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