I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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