No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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