You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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