Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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