someone get that fucking seahorse.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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