normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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