There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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