She's JV to your varsity
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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