For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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