Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Randomize
