Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
BRING THE BAGELS
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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