This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i think my cat just said my name.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
