the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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