She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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