R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Panties = found
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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