How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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