I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm sobbing to NWA
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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