Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You smell like stripper and shame
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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