these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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