Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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