Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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