Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's blow job season.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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