I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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