My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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