I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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