Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Someone shit on the floor
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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