Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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