Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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