My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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