I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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