If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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