What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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