Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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