come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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