There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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